Jessica couldn’t stand to look at herself in the mirror anymore. It was too unbearable. One day she hoped her legs would grow and catch up to the rest of her body. Her five inch legs looked quite silly all through her teenage years.
“Dang if my legs would just be at their biggest I would be happy,” that’s what she said.
Then she caught a glimpse of a little green man hiding behind her pillow. “Ah Christ ya found me,” he said.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I was gonna hump your legs when you went to sleep tonight to stretch them out for you,” he said.
Jessica was irate and said, “How dare you! Will it work?”
“Oh it will work. I’ve done it before.”
That night there were moans and screams never before heard in the bedroom. Slowly her legs began to expand with each thrust of the little green man’s body. Her life was turning into a magical cesspool.
Finally, after a few years she was the size of a normal teen girl but the little man wouldn’t stop. He became obsessed and every night he humped a little more and more. She became so tall that the locals in her village hunted her down and set her on fire for fear that she was an evil devil monster. Tears.