The warrior slowly withdrew his sword from his grandfather’s heart. “Grandfather you gave life to someone who gave life to me. Now I must take yours,” said the warrior.
“But you stab me in the heart and end me forever. How could you?” asked the grandfather.
The warrior stood straight up and licked the blood off the sword. “I just saved a hundred dollars by switching to Geico,” the warrior said.
The grandfather with blood pouring out of his mouth uttered his final words, “State Farm…for life…bitch.”