“You’re so lucky to have full-grown men in your house. Just because my husband and my boys are midgets doesn’t mean they have to act like it. Get some god damn stilts and be a man. Make me wet by looking down on me and making me feel inferior. Reach for the gun on the top shelf when you think the mailman is hitting on me. Show me you love me in inches. I mean make some sort of effort to dazzle me. Let me know what the fuck’s going on on the other side of the shopping cart for a change. All I’m saying is don’t get pissed when I start hanging around the Globe Trotters locker room with my midget tits hanging out,” Gina said to her friend Jan after watching Jan’s husband choke slam her through a table.